Light chode and get away.

A merger...of the union.

2006-09-10T16:02:44Z

To the Man of the Hour.

2006-08-23T15:42:43Z

HAPPY MOTHERF*CKING BIRTHDAY, C-ROQ!

Updating.

2006-07-11T11:08:24Z

So, i'm awake at 7 a.m. Wanna fightaboutit?

I love AMC in the morning.

Roomate.

2006-05-18T18:06:29Z

Fuckin' roomate stayed home from work to play FFXI because he's a douche bag. Goddamn it, get a fucking life.

I SMELL THAT WHOOOORE! ...WOOOOOOAH!

2006-04-28T07:57:33Z

I've been up all night listening to Metal. I feel that it now has to be capitalized. I'm listening to Black Star right now and i desperately want to learn how to play it. I'm thinking that it's a shred standard.

I can now play 3 minutes of Dance of Eternity. I've been tuning my low E down to C so i can play his low ass 7-string parts. Fuck John Petrucci and his 7-string Musicman.

The title of the post is a lyric from 43% Burn by Dillinger, btw. Chris, if you haven't really listened to the first lyrics of the song, do so and laugh and grow fat! Chodal Gear Solid: Jizzum.

Best fit of rage i've ever had.

2006-04-12T16:13:31Z

This is my new phone. It'll arive tomorrow.

http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/6102/0,7747,feat:1,00.html

Best thing about it...it's FREE! We told them i lost it and they said they'd upgrade me for free. How fucking sick is that? It's a camera phone, nigga'! Goddamn!

Well...

2006-04-11T21:20:05Z

I had to smash my cell phone into a million pieces.

Just something i had to do.

Peace.

2006-04-07T05:23:20Z

Now that i've gotten adjusted to living at my uncle's, i'm beginning to embrace it. I've lost the home sickness that i've had for the past few days and i've started to think from a more optomistic point of view. Seriously, this is so nice. I love how normal it is here. All i've ever really wanted out of life was a way to do what i do in a healthy fashion. The constant bad news is over. I can finally relax.

All hail Robert Fripp.

My horse is getting tired....and so am iiiiiii!!!!!

2006-04-06T15:41:43Z

I've had a King Diamond riff going through my head all day. I think Brad Sweeney called me last night at around 2 a.m. He was probably drunk. Honestly, i just wanted to make a post with the title of a King Diamond lyric.

Everyone around me is looking at shoes and hats online. How sad is that?

The 15th on the 1st.

2006-04-01T17:40:45Z

Today is the last day i'll sit at this desk, using this computer. I packed up my room in its entirety just a little while ago and i remembered how many memorable things happened here. I'm going to miss it deeply. Adios, muchachos.

To moving on with life! *toasts*

A while.

2006-03-29T19:05:33Z

Hello everyone. I know i haven't updated in a while.

I came home early today because my mother claimed to be deathly ill. She had an appointment to get a CT scan, but she said she couldn't see clearly and couldn't drive herself, so i had to drive her all the way out to Pompano. The appointment only took like 20 minutes, but man that's crazy. What do i care though? It's not like i missed anything big in weight training and team sports.

I've started a band with Mike, finally. We found a drummer, Jon Morhime, who lives in this gigantic fucking mansion in Parkland. The guy's been playing the drums since he was 4 years old and is, possibly, one of the best drummers in the city in his age group. We haven't done any metal or anything yet, but we've come up with some crazy soft jazz/funk stuff.

On April 15th i'll be moving out of this place for good. I'm moving in with my uncle until i go off to college, which i think will be a nice change. My uncle lives about 4 blocks from my current location, so at least i can still be close to Michelle. I hada fucked up dream about her last night, btw. I'm still getting chills from it.

New favorite guitarist = Al Di Meola. I can KINDA play like him.

Don't question it.

2006-03-04T19:40:24Z

Today is a day i wish i could sunbathe.

Need a F**ckin' job!

2006-03-01T10:16:47Z

I believe it's time for an upgrade to something new and exciting. I've decided that i'm going to get a stratocaster because i feel like i've been missing out. I really have been missing out, man. In my entire guitar playing career i've never subscribed to or read many of the good guitarist / musician magazines, and i've been stuck with 1 guitar; my Les Paul Standard. Soon that shall all change!

My nigga' D-Magic...said he hadda have it.

2006-02-26T16:08:15Z

And so it is February 26th. I'm one day into being 18. My birthday came and went just like everyone else's, and i can officially say it was the best birthday i've ever had. I'm going to spare you the details, but it really was great. So full.

When you see this picture, listen to Wheels of Confusion by Black Sabbath.

Sucks on dick...does it real good.

2006-02-22T19:24:27Z

SO, here i am in the library during my Personal Fitness class. It's hard as hell to type due to the gauzz pad covering my index finger. Fuckin' it hurts like hell. Why do we have to do a research paper in PE? That's my main question here.

The deposition yesterday went well. It only took about 45 minutes and there was orange juice, so i can't complain. I have a feeling Regal is going to settle out of court because this lady has a really good shot at winning the suit. I'll know by tomorrow if it's going to trial.

I leave you with this: SLob on my knob...like corn on the cob...check in with me...and do your job.

Fucking cat!

2006-02-18T22:05:25Z

Fucking ruin my fucking day.

Goodness.

2006-02-17T01:53:38Z

That's The Way

2006-02-14T21:37:33Z

Hey...you know want to do this.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Crazyeruption

Lil Wang

2006-02-02T16:53:57Z

The song Little Wing almost makes me want to cry. Goddamn.

FFXI will rule you all.

2006-01-30T18:53:40Z

FFXI is coming out for XBOX360. They just made an expansion that is fucking insane, and i kind of wish i hadn't stopped playing. At least i've got a life, right? I advise that anyone who doesn't have much to do with their spare time go and pick it up. You won't regret it.

Yeaaaah-a-ha-ha-ha

2006-01-25T01:50:43Z

FILL IN THE BLANKS:

1.Your Full Name:

2. Age:

3. Favorite Color:

4. Favorite Movie:

5. Favorite Song:

6. Favorite Band:

7. Most Embarassing Moment:

8. Are you a virgin?

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Are we friends?

2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?

3. Would you kiss me?

4. ...with tongue?

5. Would you enjoy it?

6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you?

7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:

9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

13. Do you think I'm a good person?

14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

15. Do you think I'm hot?

16. Would you call me just because?

17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?

18. If you could change anything about me, would you? what would it be?

19. Would you have sex with me?

20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

21. **I dont even want to ask, i'll just tell you: repost this so i can fill it out about you.**

Iiiiintense.

2006-01-24T18:59:01Z

You scored as Philosophy. You should be a Philosophy major! Like the Philosopher, you are contemplative and you enjoy thinking about the purpose for humanity's existence.

Theater

100%

Philosophy

100%

Sociology

92%

Mathematics

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HxC Henry strikes again!

2006-01-15T21:57:48Z

Last night was sooooo freakin' intense. I don't remember much of it, but from what i do remember it was EXTREEEEEME!

The night started out with me going to my friend Mike's house. He was hosting a party for our good returning friend, Sepe. Sepe's been in Iraq for the past 2 years. The party really got started around 11, and by 1 i was hammered. Jake wrote "i'm gay" on my forehead and drew a smiley face on my cheek. The funny thing is that Sai was supposed to show up, but once i arrived they were like "tell Sai we're asleep. We've got the Baer; that's all we need."

My head still hurts. I took a shower and now my stomach hurts as well. Listening to Mahavishnu Orchestra also isn't helping.

"Drink, Scooty!" - Jake Mower

Fleeting thought.

2006-01-10T20:55:03Z

Alright, i've got some news concerning...myself, i guess.

First off, Shortest Straw has become one of my favorite Metallica songs.

Second, the chief editor of the school newspaper, Bobby (female), is hosting a benefit fashion show sometime soon. She needs an opening act and she's thinking of getting Blue Sky Envy. This i cannot handle. I believe it's time for the guitar duo of Mike and Aaron to take the stage. I'll find out the date of the show, talk to Bobby, talk to Alex (the drummer i'd want to play with us), talk to Brandon (bassist), and see what we can come up with. I wouldn't even consider this if Blue Sky Envy wasn't playing. We shall see.

Third, i've got nothing to do in any of my classes this week. The finals are going to be jokes. Hell, i've already done 2 of them. Thursday i'm probably not even going to go to school because i've taken both exams already. I'm not complaining, but damn...i didn't think senior year would be this easy.

Fuck yo' couch, nigga'.

The pinnacle.

2006-01-10T00:46:36Z

My air conditioning died. I need to laugh about this with someone.

Seriously, i'm laughing about this.

Ron White...go fuck yourself.